A Meme For The Buffalo Sabre’s Fan

Jan 4, 2010; Denver, CO, USA; A Buffalo Sabres fan reacts to a disallowed goal by Buffalo Sabres center Luke Adam (72) (not pictured) during the third period against the Colorado Avalanche at the Pepsi Center. The Avalanche defeated the Sabres in overtime 4-3. Mandatory Credit: Ron Chenoy-US PRESSWIRE

I came up with a silly idea and collaborated with my girlfriend to come up with ideas. I constantly see these internet memoes about “Men’s rules for women” or “Women’s rules for men” ect. So I decided to make a “Rules for Dating a Buffalo Sabre’s/Hockey Fan.” I will be looking to you to help me make more and expand the list. Please comment with more ideas and I will update it to the list and credit you. Here is what I’ve come up with, along with my girlfriend of 3 yrs who knows me and my hockey addiction very well:

 Rules for Dating a Sabre’s Fan:

• Give up – I will not shave my beard until the playoffs are over

• No we do not want to talk – it’s the middle of the 2^nd period

• We will not explain every rule to you, watch the game and learn for yourself

• You have never looked sexier than when you are wearing a jersey

• Deal with it – I will rub it in your face when my team beats yours

• Ignore us – we are not 100% sure what we are saying when watching the game

• Don’t worry – about that black eye, it was Toronto vs Buffalo, this should be expected

• Nothing is better than a shootout win while drinking beer…….Nothing

• Just because I have money, doesn’t mean most of it will be spent on you, I need to buy jerseys, tickets and the Center Ice Package

• If your broom is missing, just remember, it’s Game 4, and I know nothing

• Yes I know it’s 40 degrees out, and yes I’m going to stand outside in the plaza all evening, and no i don’t care if you think its a bad idea

• My favorite things of the playoffs: TITS and the Plaza

• From April-June I will answer every question the same: #BECAUSEITSTHECUP

• Sure we can go out to dinner, but we better be home before 7:30. – Jack Goods