Apr 22, 2012; Washington, DC, USA; Boston Bruins goalie Tim Thomas (30) makes a glove save in the overtime period against the Washington Capitals in the first round of the 2012 Stanley Cup playoffs at Verizon Center. Boston won 4-3. Mandatory Credit: James Lang-US PRESSWIRE

Tim Thomas Is Psychic

Think about it…

Tim Thomas wins the Stanley Cup in 2011, then 82 games later decides on a whim that he wants to take a full season off, just for the hell of it.  Now we all know that Timmy is a little out there and a bit on the weird side, but is it possible that he just pulled a psych on us?  Is it possible that Ms. Cleo of the Hockey World foresaw the pending lockout and lost season?

He could either be psychic or extremely religious and the Hockey Gods told him of the coming lockout so he decided to get a jump on the golfing season early.  So many questions go unanswered… Is Tim Thomas psychic? Did the Hockey Gods claim him to be the profit and forewarned the coming plague?  Why did Timmy Christ not try to gain any followers and take them with him into the lockout?  Is he trying to tell us something?

No one will ever know.

April 25, 2012; Boston, MA, USA; Boston Bruins goalie Tim Thomas (30) takes a moment to visit with a young fan after game seven of the 2012 Eastern Conference quarterfinals against the Washington Capitals at TD Garden. The Washington Capitals won 2-1. Mandatory Credit: Greg M. Cooper-US PRESSWIRE

 

Look at the image above as Tim Thomas tells this little girl of his prophecy, and she begins to cry tears of sadness.

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