Five Ridiculous NHL Predictions Guaranteed to Come True!

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NHL Hockey’s back, baby!

And with it comes the optimism, the speculation, the rankings, the predictions, and more predictions!

Oct 1, 2013; Chicago, IL, USA; The Chicago Blackhawks celebrate a victory against the Washington Capitals at the United Center. The Blackhawks beat the Capitals 6-4. Mandatory Credit: Rob Grabowski-USA TODAY Sports

I like to think I’m above the lunacy that makes certain sports writers churn out predictions that are nothing more than wild shots in the dark, but I’m not.  I’m just as much an attention whore as anyone . . . but I refuse to go the safe route and make the obvious picks!

No siree – no easy way out here!  I’m the sort of guys who eschews the elevator and takes the stairs (not true), leaves the car in the driveway and walks to work (should be true, considering how close I live to my place of employment – but not true), and climbs down the outside of my house instead of using the stairs (which would be totally cool if it were true in the least).  Here, then, are my five ridiculous picks that are absolutely guaranteed to come true during the 2013-2014 NHL season!

Read on – if you dare!